Male Privilege is a Myth. Get Over It.

Women and feminists of America, men have it worse in society. Stop acting like we're invincible.

By Noah Cristian

New wave feminism and misandry plasters men as being "Misogynistic, Chauvinistic and racist". We apparently need to, "check our male privilege" as well. Women believe that they're the most victimized, vulnerable group of people out there. They expect the rest of society to coddle them and play along to pretend they have it bad. Yes, being a woman can be stressful in certain cases. But men have it worse. We have it worse in every category. I'm going to go over the most drastic statistics.

Men are 97% of combat fatalities. Men have been on the front lines of war since the beginning of time. We have been fighting for and defending women for centuries. We are the first killed, and the last to be saved. This is an indisputable fact, yet Hillary Clinton famously thinks of women as the primary victims of war. Give me a break.

Men pay 97% of alimony. According to Judges and Juries across the country, men need to take care of the women once they break up. No matter our salary, we are forced to pay alimony, no matter the circumstances of a divorce or breakup. Listen boys, sign a prenuptial agreement. You'll thank me later.

Men make up 94% of work suicides. Men are the majority of the workers in this country, and we work under the most stressful jobs as well. Most neurosurgeons and soldiers are men. These jobs have incredibly high suicide rates because of how stressful they are, and how much of a toll it takes on a worker. Women, you try and take over these jobs. You couldn't handle it any better than us.

Men make up 93% of work fatalities. Yes, men do tend to choose jobs with a much higher death rate than others, such as law enforcement and the military, but this does not make this problem any better. We construct your buildings, police your neighborhoods, and fight your wars. Some appreciation would be nice.

Men make up 81% of war deaths. We are the ones charging head first into battle. We were the ones shot like cattle during the invasion of Normandy on D Day. We were the ones castrated and beheaded by ISIS. We've been fighting your wars for hundreds of years. We fought to end slavery and bring the Confederacy back to the union, and we ended the tyrannical rule of Britain in the Americas. No Hillary Clinton, women are not the primary victims of war, you old fool.

Men lose custody in 84% of divorces. Okay, maybe some fathers were shitty. I'll give it that. I'll give a 14% leeway. That is still 70% of good, hard working fathers, who lose custody of their kids, for what? Because the jury and judge favor mothers over fathers? Its ridiculous, its sexist, and its just plain unfair.

Men make up 80% of suicides. Men suffer from depression significantly more than women, and we are not invulnerable. Suicide is not to be taken lightly. Many of these suicides are from war veterans. Do you think that's okay?

Men make up 77% of homicide victims. The media portraying women as this helpless victim, always the ones killed first in horror movies, is just plain stupid. Its not a privilege to be killed more than women, it really isn't.

Those were just some statistics expanded upon. This article would reach an insane length if I fully added my opinion on every piece of evidence, so I'll just list the rest here.

To sum it up. Men are 97% of combat fatalities, pay 97% of alimony, make up 94% of work suicides, make up 93% of work fatalities, make up 81% of war deaths, and lose custody in 84% of divorces. We make up 80% of suicides, we make up 77% of homicide victims, and 89% of men are more likely to have a violent crime committed against them. Men are twice as victimized than women, we get 63% longer sentences for the same crime, and have a court bias against us, much worse than racial bias. We are discriminated against in school and universities, face more punishment in schooling than girls, and make up 60%-80% of the homeless population. We receive 15 times less funding than women for cancer funding, and 10% of us are victims of paternity fraud. One third of fathers have lost custody of their children, their own flesh and blood. We're also more likely to be raped, when you put in statistics from prison.

And you say we need to check our privilege.